justintimerblake:

learning that one of your favorite mutuals unfollowed you image

geoducks:

this video is so good make sure you watch it

ass-tronomer:

i work at mcdonalds and one time i was working really late on drivethru and these guys came through and they were obviously high and the one in the passenger seat asked if i wanted to hear his rap so i said sure and he started rapping about how much he loves gingers and then he told me he loved me and i said it back and he was like ‘YEAH THE MCDONALDS LADY LOVES ME’ and asked for my name but then his friend drove off

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aaaaa42:

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

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no:

Is it too late to try to be myspace famous

kamelworld:

when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok